1 00:00:01,540 --> 00:00:05,460 ♪♪ 2 00:00:05,460 --> 00:00:07,500 [ Gasps ] Yes! 3 00:00:07,500 --> 00:00:09,040 I got the highest score in the class 4 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:11,290 so I get to pick the movie for "Feature Friday." 5 00:00:11,290 --> 00:00:12,830 Congratulations, Sweetheart. 6 00:00:12,830 --> 00:00:14,790 You studied so hard for that vocabulary test 7 00:00:14,790 --> 00:00:17,000 and it paid off. 8 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,000 Franklin, we'll need to brainstorm 9 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:20,710 movie options during recess. 10 00:00:20,710 --> 00:00:24,170 Okay, but the only movie I've ever seen is "Soapdish." 11 00:00:24,170 --> 00:00:27,290 Katie: Uch. Tara, Sage, Jennifer, and Holly. 12 00:00:27,290 --> 00:00:30,000 It's like if The Beatles were made up entirely of Yokos. 13 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,710 Look at what she's wearing. 14 00:00:31,710 --> 00:00:34,000 She's not even wearing a bra. 15 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,040 Who cares if I'm not wearing a -- 16 00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:40,330 I'll have you plant-based idiots know 17 00:00:40,330 --> 00:00:41,830 that I am wearing a bra today. 18 00:00:41,830 --> 00:00:43,580 This is just as high as they go now. 19 00:00:43,580 --> 00:00:46,880 It's brave of you to share something so sad, 20 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,460 but we weren't talking about you. 21 00:00:48,460 --> 00:00:50,500 Who else would you be insulting if not me? 22 00:00:50,500 --> 00:00:52,330 Her. 23 00:00:52,330 --> 00:00:57,880 ♪♪ 24 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:00,210 How does she have wind blowing gently through her hair? 25 00:01:00,210 --> 00:01:01,920 We're in an enclosed space. 26 00:01:01,920 --> 00:01:03,460 Who cares about her hair? 27 00:01:03,460 --> 00:01:05,580 Check out all that...cleave. 28 00:01:05,580 --> 00:01:06,580 Yowza. 29 00:01:06,580 --> 00:01:07,580 Who is she? 30 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,330 Harper the home wrecker. 31 00:01:09,330 --> 00:01:12,250 She's Insignia Vaillancourt's new step-mom. 32 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:13,880 Not a name. That's not a name. 33 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,620 She busted up Claude and Michelle's marriage 34 00:01:15,620 --> 00:01:17,250 and now she's prancing around Westport 35 00:01:17,250 --> 00:01:18,420 smiling at people, 36 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:20,170 volunteering at the animal shelter. 37 00:01:20,170 --> 00:01:21,920 It's disgusting. [ Muttering ] 38 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:24,790 There's finally someone they hate more than me. 39 00:01:24,790 --> 00:01:26,620 Harper obviously married for money. 40 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:27,380 -Mm-hmm. -Yeah. 41 00:01:27,380 --> 00:01:28,580 But you sure didn't. 42 00:01:28,580 --> 00:01:30,290 [ Laughter ] 43 00:01:30,290 --> 00:01:33,290 Okay, maybe she's just someone they hate as much as me. 44 00:01:36,750 --> 00:01:40,750 ♪♪ 45 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:44,540 I love seeing the Westport moms freak out about Harper. 46 00:01:44,540 --> 00:01:46,120 Nothing scares those be-yatches 47 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:48,170 like a trophy wife blowing into town. 48 00:01:48,170 --> 00:01:49,420 They think their husbands will trade them in 49 00:01:49,420 --> 00:01:50,460 for a younger model, too. 50 00:01:50,460 --> 00:01:51,920 That is so sad. 51 00:01:51,920 --> 00:01:53,120 [ Laughs ] It is funny. 52 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,330 [ Laughs ] 53 00:01:55,330 --> 00:01:57,170 Oh, d-did you say sad? 54 00:01:57,170 --> 00:01:58,500 Since I moved to this town, 55 00:01:58,500 --> 00:02:01,460 these women have dedicated their lives to judging me 56 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:03,330 and making me feel like an outcast. 57 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:06,290 They make fun of your clothes, your hair, your makeup, 58 00:02:06,290 --> 00:02:08,120 the sound of your pleather wallet 59 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:10,000 sliding out of your pleather bag. 60 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,170 Sicking Harper on them is my chance for a little payback. 61 00:02:13,170 --> 00:02:15,500 Mm-hmm. Make them feel like they make you feel. 62 00:02:15,500 --> 00:02:17,500 You two aren't worried about Greg or Richard 63 00:02:17,500 --> 00:02:19,210 getting any ideas about trading you in? 64 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:20,710 Greg would never cheat on me. 65 00:02:20,710 --> 00:02:22,210 Fool loves me too much. [ Chuckling ] 66 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,790 And Richard has a healthy fear of diseases. 67 00:02:23,790 --> 00:02:25,580 Mm. Oh, thank God for those herpes commercials 68 00:02:25,580 --> 00:02:26,620 during "NCIS." 69 00:02:26,620 --> 00:02:28,540 Ohh, hey, look. 70 00:02:28,540 --> 00:02:29,920 Let's start messing with them right now. 71 00:02:29,920 --> 00:02:31,250 Ask me how I look so young for my age. 72 00:02:31,250 --> 00:02:32,620 Ask me loudly. 73 00:02:32,620 --> 00:02:35,750 [ Loudly ] Angela, you look so young for your age. 74 00:02:35,750 --> 00:02:37,170 What's your secret? 75 00:02:37,170 --> 00:02:38,750 [ Loudly ] Oh, you wouldn't believe me. 76 00:02:38,750 --> 00:02:39,920 Baby pee. 77 00:02:39,920 --> 00:02:42,080 An infant's urine is better than BOTOX. 78 00:02:42,080 --> 00:02:43,380 I mean, that's just science. 79 00:02:43,380 --> 00:02:46,120 Science? Isn't that what doctors use? 80 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,620 Sure is. Just take a wet diaper 81 00:02:48,620 --> 00:02:50,880 and rub it all over your face 82 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,580 twice a night, five to ten minutes. 83 00:02:52,580 --> 00:02:53,920 [ Laughter ] 84 00:02:53,920 --> 00:02:55,670 I mean, for a fifty-five year old woman 85 00:02:55,670 --> 00:02:57,170 you look fantastic! 86 00:02:57,170 --> 00:02:58,710 [ Laughter ] 87 00:02:58,710 --> 00:03:00,170 [ Quietly ] Do you think that they're going for it? 88 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:01,330 [ Quietly ] Just to be sure... 89 00:03:01,330 --> 00:03:04,000 [ Loudly ] Oh, my -- You're sixty-five?! 90 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,420 Ow! 91 00:03:05,420 --> 00:03:06,620 [ Normal voice ] Grandma took her Geritol. 92 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:07,880 [ Laughter ] 93 00:03:07,880 --> 00:03:09,960 ♪♪ 94 00:03:09,960 --> 00:03:13,040 I have to pick the perfect movie for "Feature Friday." 95 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:15,380 Okay, so which one of these movies 96 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:17,330 do you think most represents me -- 97 00:03:17,330 --> 00:03:19,540 "Matilda," "The Sound of Music" -- 98 00:03:19,540 --> 00:03:21,830 Ooo, "The Sound of Music." 99 00:03:21,830 --> 00:03:25,170 I once had a layover in Miami with Christopher Plummer. 100 00:03:25,170 --> 00:03:26,120 Mm. 101 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:27,620 He made my hills come alive. 102 00:03:27,620 --> 00:03:29,880 [ Chuckles ] 103 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,330 That one's coming off the list. 104 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,710 Did you ever notice your mom makes everything about herself? 105 00:03:36,710 --> 00:03:38,420 No, Greg. I've never met my mom. 106 00:03:38,420 --> 00:03:40,540 Well, I've had enough. She's living here now, 107 00:03:40,540 --> 00:03:42,330 she needs to take an interest in our lives. 108 00:03:42,330 --> 00:03:44,120 She knows your name and where we keep the vermouth. 109 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:46,250 That's as interested as she gets. 110 00:03:46,250 --> 00:03:47,880 Where are you going? There's a new mom at school 111 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:49,460 and I'm going to go welcome her 112 00:03:49,460 --> 00:03:50,880 and encourage her to get involved. 113 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:51,710 Oh, that's nice of you. 114 00:03:51,710 --> 00:03:52,960 Uh-huh. 115 00:03:52,960 --> 00:03:53,960 What's your ulterior motive? 116 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:55,750 Revenge. Oh, the usual. 117 00:03:58,330 --> 00:03:59,540 Will you guys help me get Grandma 118 00:03:59,540 --> 00:04:01,210 to stop thinking about herself for one minute 119 00:04:01,210 --> 00:04:02,670 and ask a question about one of us? 120 00:04:02,670 --> 00:04:03,750 Sure, and while we're at it, 121 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:05,000 we can get her to stop telling us 122 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:07,500 all the old-timey celebrities she mile-highed with. 123 00:04:07,500 --> 00:04:08,880 That would never happen. 124 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,250 I was being sarcastic. 125 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,920 Well, stop it. It's confusing. 126 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:12,880 Come on, guys, we can do this. 127 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:13,620 Teamwork. 128 00:04:13,620 --> 00:04:16,500 Gooooooooo...! 129 00:04:16,500 --> 00:04:18,580 I'll-get-you-guys-iTunes- gift-cards-if-you-help-meeee...! 130 00:04:18,580 --> 00:04:21,290 All: Gooooo Ottos! 131 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:25,790 ♪♪ 132 00:04:25,790 --> 00:04:28,170 Hi. I'm Katie Otto. 133 00:04:28,170 --> 00:04:30,500 My daughter Anna-Kat is in the same class 134 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:31,750 as your stepdaughter -- 135 00:04:31,750 --> 00:04:33,880 Em...blem? 136 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,170 Oh, Insignia. Mm. 137 00:04:35,170 --> 00:04:37,040 [ Chuckles ] Emblem isn't a name. 138 00:04:37,040 --> 00:04:39,000 [ Chuckles ] Of course, I feel so silly. 139 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,830 I made you some cookies. 140 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:44,380 Aw, that is so sweet. 141 00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:45,250 No one's really reached out to me 142 00:04:45,250 --> 00:04:46,080 since I moved here. 143 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:48,000 They just look at me and whisper. 144 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,960 Harper, I don't just have cookies. 145 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,540 I have advice. 146 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:53,080 I was iced out by the Westport moms 147 00:04:53,080 --> 00:04:54,250 when we first moved here too, 148 00:04:54,250 --> 00:04:56,880 but then I threw a fantastic Spring Gala 149 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,290 and now everyone loves me. 150 00:04:58,290 --> 00:05:00,080 So, what should I do? 151 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:02,170 You need to put your stamp on the school 152 00:05:02,170 --> 00:05:04,120 with a high-profile volunteer gig. 153 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,920 Do you work? [ Laughs ] You're funny. 154 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,330 I like that. 155 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:08,460 [ Laughs ] 156 00:05:08,460 --> 00:05:10,540 And you need to get to know all the moms. 157 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,710 And dads, too. 158 00:05:11,710 --> 00:05:13,380 I love that idea. Mm-hmm. 159 00:05:13,380 --> 00:05:16,080 I always say, "Volunteering is our soul's way 160 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:18,420 of animating gratitude for our blessings." 161 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:21,250 Monogram is so lucky to have you as a step-mom. 162 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:22,960 Insignia. Her, too. 163 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,420 ♪♪ 164 00:05:25,420 --> 00:05:28,040 Oof. I had a day you would not believe. 165 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:30,040 You know what I can't believe? 166 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,880 How good I look in these jeans. 167 00:05:31,880 --> 00:05:33,710 [ Chuckles ] Am I right? 168 00:05:33,710 --> 00:05:35,420 [ Chuckles ] 169 00:05:35,420 --> 00:05:37,500 ♪♪ 170 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:39,710 Hey, Grandma, quick question. 171 00:05:39,710 --> 00:05:41,500 For my tattoo -- do I go full-sleeve 172 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:43,250 or just a treasure map on my back? 173 00:05:43,250 --> 00:05:44,670 A tattoo? 174 00:05:44,670 --> 00:05:45,620 [ Chuckles ] 175 00:05:45,620 --> 00:05:47,830 I'll show you a tattoo. 176 00:05:47,830 --> 00:05:48,920 [ Sighs ] 177 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:50,380 I got this in Dublin. 178 00:05:50,380 --> 00:05:52,500 It's a rainbow with a pot of gold at the end. 179 00:05:52,500 --> 00:05:53,880 I don't see a pot of gold. 180 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:55,000 Oh, well, that part's hidden. 181 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:59,210 ♪♪ 182 00:05:59,210 --> 00:06:02,330 [ Crying ] 183 00:06:02,330 --> 00:06:04,420 Shhhh. 184 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:08,290 [ Crying ] 185 00:06:08,290 --> 00:06:09,620 Shhh! 186 00:06:09,620 --> 00:06:16,830 ♪♪ 187 00:06:16,830 --> 00:06:18,920 Holly: Hey, Katie. 188 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:23,120 Holly. Jennifer, Sage -- Darth Vegan. 189 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,880 Man, what smells like -- 190 00:06:24,880 --> 00:06:26,580 Baby pee! They're doing it! 191 00:06:26,580 --> 00:06:27,880 These idiots are doing it! 192 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:30,000 You all look so great! 193 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:32,920 You really must be pampering yourselves. 194 00:06:32,920 --> 00:06:35,000 I gotta remember to tell that to Doris and Angela. 195 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:36,880 Good morning. This is Harper 196 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,580 and she's volunteered to be room mom 197 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:40,920 for Mr. Lombardo's class. 198 00:06:40,920 --> 00:06:42,920 Oh, the room mom has to have a ton of interaction 199 00:06:42,920 --> 00:06:44,210 with us parents so I think we need someone 200 00:06:44,210 --> 00:06:45,250 who knows their way around more. 201 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,290 But thanks! [ Chuckling ] 202 00:06:47,290 --> 00:06:48,580 That's why Harper wanted the job. 203 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:50,120 To get to know the parents better. 204 00:06:50,120 --> 00:06:51,380 I think it's a capital idea. 205 00:06:51,380 --> 00:06:52,750 Aww, thanks, Principal Ablin. 206 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,330 She knows my name. 207 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,170 [ Chuckles ] 208 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:56,420 And thank you, Katie. 209 00:06:56,420 --> 00:06:58,210 I never would have volunteered for room mom 210 00:06:58,210 --> 00:07:00,210 if it wasn't for your guidance. 211 00:07:00,210 --> 00:07:02,330 I can't wait to spend a lot of time 212 00:07:02,330 --> 00:07:04,540 with all you amazing moms. 213 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:07,710 And your husbands! 214 00:07:14,540 --> 00:07:15,880 ♪♪ 215 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:18,080 After careful consideration, 216 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:20,460 I have chosen my movie for "Feature Friday." 217 00:07:20,460 --> 00:07:24,500 Franklin, the envelope, please? 218 00:07:24,500 --> 00:07:26,790 This is a clipboard. 219 00:07:26,790 --> 00:07:28,830 I told you to grab an envelope. 220 00:07:28,830 --> 00:07:30,880 My mom said I can't use envelopes anymore. 221 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:32,380 I like the taste of the glue too much. 222 00:07:32,380 --> 00:07:33,670 Oh, Franklin. 223 00:07:33,670 --> 00:07:37,000 If you didn't have those Ed Sheeran good looks. 224 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,920 And the winner is... 225 00:07:38,920 --> 00:07:40,380 Please be "Soapdish." Please be "Soapdish." 226 00:07:40,380 --> 00:07:41,380 Please be "Soapdish." 227 00:07:41,380 --> 00:07:43,250 "The Goonies"! [ Groans, stomps ] 228 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:45,420 Perfect movie! The fat kid was named Chunk, 229 00:07:45,420 --> 00:07:47,380 the slow guy was named Sloth. 230 00:07:47,380 --> 00:07:48,620 Oh, it was back when you could just call 'em 231 00:07:48,620 --> 00:07:49,880 like you saw 'em. 232 00:07:49,880 --> 00:07:51,250 [ Chuckles ] 233 00:07:51,250 --> 00:07:53,210 Are you reading a school email? 234 00:07:53,210 --> 00:07:55,250 I thought you said we were forbidden from doing that. 235 00:07:55,250 --> 00:07:56,250 Mnh-mnh, it's from Harper. 236 00:07:56,250 --> 00:07:58,250 She's calling a mandatory parent meeting 237 00:07:58,250 --> 00:08:00,330 of "The Feelings Council" tomorrow. 238 00:08:00,330 --> 00:08:02,420 What's that? No idea. 239 00:08:02,420 --> 00:08:04,000 But those Westport dopes will be there feeling bad 240 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,580 about themselves, so I'm in. 241 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,080 You're a mom, you have a job -- 242 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,210 is undermining their marriages the best use of your time? 243 00:08:09,210 --> 00:08:11,210 You make time for things that are important, Greg. 244 00:08:11,210 --> 00:08:15,750 ♪♪ 245 00:08:15,750 --> 00:08:16,790 You're first, Grandma. Pick a card 246 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:18,330 and ask me a question. 247 00:08:18,330 --> 00:08:20,830 Well, this seems silly, but okay. 248 00:08:22,620 --> 00:08:25,040 If you could have dinner with anyone, dead or alive, 249 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:26,380 who would it be? 250 00:08:26,380 --> 00:08:28,120 -Well -- -Marilyn Monroe. 251 00:08:28,120 --> 00:08:30,170 No, I'm supposed to -- She had an intimate relationship 252 00:08:30,170 --> 00:08:32,290 with some of the most powerful men in America. 253 00:08:32,290 --> 00:08:33,290 [ Chuckles ] And plus, 254 00:08:33,290 --> 00:08:35,330 I'd love to compare notes on Brando. 255 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,290 No, Kathryn, the other person -- Next question! 256 00:08:37,290 --> 00:08:40,330 Oh. Well, easy: flight. 257 00:08:40,330 --> 00:08:42,170 Why would I waste a superpower on invisible 258 00:08:42,170 --> 00:08:43,420 when I look like this? 259 00:08:43,420 --> 00:08:45,210 [ Chuckles ] 260 00:08:45,210 --> 00:08:46,540 Bury the body in the desert, 261 00:08:46,540 --> 00:08:48,380 burn the car, head for Rosarito. 262 00:08:48,380 --> 00:08:50,330 That's what you would do if someone asked you 263 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:51,500 to go Dutch on the first date? 264 00:08:51,500 --> 00:08:53,120 Yeah. 265 00:08:53,120 --> 00:08:55,120 How is this even a question? 266 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:56,710 I'd save myself and let the school bus 267 00:08:56,710 --> 00:08:57,750 go over the cliff. 268 00:08:57,750 --> 00:08:59,210 [ Chuckles ] 269 00:08:59,210 --> 00:09:01,170 You're right, this really is fun. 270 00:09:01,170 --> 00:09:04,210 ♪♪ 271 00:09:04,210 --> 00:09:06,830 Feelings Council is an ancient ritual, 272 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,210 born at Coachella Fest, 273 00:09:08,210 --> 00:09:10,290 to create an inclusive space 274 00:09:10,290 --> 00:09:14,120 through community, mindfulness, and gratitude. 275 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:15,380 Isn't she fun? 276 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,080 She's so free and open. 277 00:09:17,080 --> 00:09:18,750 Every woman her age is. 278 00:09:18,750 --> 00:09:21,830 Tinder is swimming with Harpers. 279 00:09:21,830 --> 00:09:22,920 Do you want me to send you the link? 280 00:09:22,920 --> 00:09:23,710 I'm gonna send you the link. 281 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:26,170 [ Gong crashes ] 282 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,080 Did you all feel that? 283 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:30,290 We just raised our universal vibration. 284 00:09:30,290 --> 00:09:31,960 [ Chuckles ] Did you feel that, honey? 285 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,250 Oh, I felt it. 286 00:09:33,250 --> 00:09:34,670 I so felt it. 287 00:09:34,670 --> 00:09:36,460 I felt it, too. 288 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,540 Sweetie, someone asked me the other day if I was bulimic. 289 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:40,380 [ Chuckles ] 290 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,620 The Class Council must start 291 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,670 with our opening rituals -- 292 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,830 The gong, 293 00:09:44,830 --> 00:09:47,170 an offering of water for our ancestors... 294 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:50,290 and a talking stick. 295 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,670 Now, in council, 296 00:09:51,670 --> 00:09:56,620 only the being holding the talking stick may speak. 297 00:09:56,620 --> 00:09:59,330 She kind of makes you feel old and ugly, doesn't she? 298 00:09:59,330 --> 00:10:00,620 Not the universal you. 299 00:10:00,620 --> 00:10:02,120 You, in particular. 300 00:10:02,120 --> 00:10:03,710 You're gonna pay for this, 301 00:10:03,710 --> 00:10:05,380 and I know you can't afford it because you're a stupid poor. 302 00:10:05,380 --> 00:10:06,120 [ Gasps ] 303 00:10:06,120 --> 00:10:07,460 Uh-uh-uh. 304 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,000 And like I tell my husband's first wife, 305 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:10,170 let's not name call. 306 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:11,380 [ Sighs ] 307 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,960 I know some of my ideas may seem strange 308 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:16,040 because I'm from a much younger generation. 309 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:17,880 [ Chuckles ] No you're not, 310 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:18,920 what year were you born? 311 00:10:18,920 --> 00:10:20,460 1993. How about you? 312 00:10:20,460 --> 00:10:21,330 Oh. [ Chuckles ] 313 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:23,580 I was born t-- 314 00:10:23,580 --> 00:10:25,000 [ Laughing ] Can't talk without the talking stick. 315 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,620 So... 316 00:10:26,620 --> 00:10:29,790 Harper, you are just so wonderful. 317 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:32,040 I wish that there were more women from your generation 318 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:33,710 coming into our community. 319 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:34,830 Hear, hear. 320 00:10:34,830 --> 00:10:35,880 Oh. 321 00:10:39,670 --> 00:10:42,460 So, Claude, how did you meet the true love of your life 322 00:10:42,460 --> 00:10:44,880 who rekindled your manhood and made you realize 323 00:10:44,880 --> 00:10:48,080 that your first marriage was a mistake? 324 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,710 Uh, my first wife, um... 325 00:10:50,710 --> 00:10:52,120 [ Chuckles ] 326 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,830 Uh... Michele. 327 00:10:53,830 --> 00:10:55,330 Her name is Michele. 328 00:10:55,330 --> 00:10:56,330 Talking stick. 329 00:10:56,330 --> 00:10:57,830 Talking stick you! 330 00:10:57,830 --> 00:11:00,000 Michele wanted me to get into yoga, 331 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:04,620 and Harper was the instructor for our introductory class. 332 00:11:04,620 --> 00:11:07,790 You always said yoga would be great for my lower back. 333 00:11:07,790 --> 00:11:09,790 So where do you teach? I would love to keep -- 334 00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:12,250 Honey, you're hogging the stick. 335 00:11:12,250 --> 00:11:14,170 Here's a great yoga stretch. 336 00:11:14,170 --> 00:11:15,750 Okay. 337 00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,540 [ Exhales deeply ] 338 00:11:18,540 --> 00:11:19,750 [ Moaning ] Oh, yeah. 339 00:11:19,750 --> 00:11:21,670 Okay, yeah. 340 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:23,710 Right there. 341 00:11:23,710 --> 00:11:25,750 [ Sighs ] 342 00:11:25,750 --> 00:11:26,790 [ Sighs ] 343 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:31,960 Feels good to get involved in school. 344 00:11:31,960 --> 00:11:33,460 Katie: It was a huge success 345 00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,170 even though she banned clapping in the classroom. 346 00:11:36,170 --> 00:11:37,420 She did away with clapping? 347 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,710 Yep. So now if we agree on something 348 00:11:39,710 --> 00:11:40,880 and want to show our appreciation, 349 00:11:40,880 --> 00:11:42,460 we have to do this -- 350 00:11:42,460 --> 00:11:45,210 [ Blowing ] Why? 351 00:11:45,210 --> 00:11:47,790 So no one feels less appreciated than another person. 352 00:11:47,790 --> 00:11:49,290 And then you lunged at her. 353 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:50,710 How many people did it take to pull you off? 354 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,000 Did they have to call in the gym teachers? 355 00:11:52,000 --> 00:11:53,710 No, I kept it together 356 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,830 because the Witches of Westport feel so bad about themselves. 357 00:11:56,830 --> 00:11:58,670 It was really beautiful. 358 00:11:58,670 --> 00:12:01,420 They're going insane trying to out-Harper Harper. 359 00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:04,710 ♪♪ 360 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:06,500 [ Machine buzzes ] 361 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,330 ♪♪ 362 00:12:09,330 --> 00:12:11,620 [ Tearing, screaming ] 363 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:13,620 [ Panting ] 364 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:23,120 ♪♪ 365 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:27,040 [ All groaning ] 366 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:29,170 As long as they're unhappy, I'm happy. 367 00:12:29,170 --> 00:12:31,290 Oh God. That sounds terrible. 368 00:12:31,290 --> 00:12:32,710 Am I terrible? 369 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:33,830 No. 370 00:12:33,830 --> 00:12:34,960 I'm good. 371 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:36,040 I'm perfect. 372 00:12:39,580 --> 00:12:42,250 Anna-Kat, what's wrong? 373 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:45,210 Insignia's mom said I can't show my movie in class. 374 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:47,290 Harper? Why would she ban "The Goonies"?! 375 00:12:47,290 --> 00:12:48,500 It's the perfect movie. 376 00:12:48,500 --> 00:12:50,420 She said that it's inappropriate 377 00:12:50,420 --> 00:12:52,830 and that I need to meditate on why I'd choose something 378 00:12:52,830 --> 00:12:55,000 that doesn't represent my best self. 379 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:57,500 She probably didn't realize that you're my daughter. 380 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,120 I'll email her and straighten it out. 381 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,790 Thanks, Mama. 382 00:13:00,790 --> 00:13:02,080 [ Sighs ] For once there's someone at the school 383 00:13:02,080 --> 00:13:03,420 that doesn't hate me. 384 00:13:03,420 --> 00:13:04,120 What about the lady at the front desk? 385 00:13:04,120 --> 00:13:05,380 She likes you. I was discussing 386 00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:07,330 the other idiot who works the front desk with her, 387 00:13:07,330 --> 00:13:09,040 and then I just realized she changed her hair. 388 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,380 I'm sure you now see why "The Goonies" 389 00:13:13,380 --> 00:13:15,170 is so important to Anna-Kat. 390 00:13:15,170 --> 00:13:16,880 XO, Katie. 391 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,080 [ Whoosh ] 392 00:13:18,080 --> 00:13:19,380 Sent. 393 00:13:19,380 --> 00:13:20,790 I think it's a nice mix of "sweet" 394 00:13:20,790 --> 00:13:22,330 and "don't cross me." 395 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,290 Aw, that's how I first described you to my parents. 396 00:13:24,290 --> 00:13:26,620 [ Computer chimes ] She replied already. 397 00:13:26,620 --> 00:13:28,460 Harper: Dear Katie, your fire for your daughter 398 00:13:28,460 --> 00:13:29,420 is inspiring -- 399 00:13:29,420 --> 00:13:30,670 Blah, Blah, Blah... 400 00:13:30,670 --> 00:13:32,420 "The Goonies" promotes lying, greed 401 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:34,460 and a troubling pro-pirate agenda. 402 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:35,960 My inner-voice tells me 403 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:38,670 Anna-Kat clearly needs my guidance and influence. 404 00:13:38,670 --> 00:13:40,120 Inner voice? 405 00:13:40,120 --> 00:13:42,380 Katie: What kind of weirdo has an inner voice? 406 00:13:42,380 --> 00:13:43,920 Uh-oh. 407 00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:45,880 Harper: For good measure, I've looped in Principal Ablin. 408 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,120 Love and Light. 409 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:49,210 Looping in Ablin? Don't loop in -- 410 00:13:49,210 --> 00:13:51,040 [ Computer chimes ] Principal Ablin: Ahoy, Maties! 411 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:52,290 Though I've never seen "The Goonies," 412 00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,960 I totally trust Harper's judgment. 413 00:13:53,960 --> 00:13:54,830 Smiley face emoji. 414 00:13:54,830 --> 00:13:56,290 Prayer hands emoji. 415 00:13:56,290 --> 00:14:00,380 Principal Ablin AKA "King Of School." 416 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:03,460 Anna-Kat put hours into picking her movie. 417 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,620 Also, this is a parent issue, 418 00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,620 so let's keep it between us. 419 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,000 [ Whoosh, computer chimes ] 420 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,670 Harper: Dear Katie, perhaps you're right. 421 00:14:11,670 --> 00:14:12,920 Damn right I'm right! 422 00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:14,290 I've looped in all the parents. 423 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:15,920 Let's put it to the hive mind 424 00:14:15,920 --> 00:14:17,500 and make it a community decision. [ Groans ] 425 00:14:17,500 --> 00:14:19,170 Community decision? That's not gonna go your way. 426 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:20,580 [ Computer chiming ] 427 00:14:20,580 --> 00:14:22,250 -Great call, Harper! -Totally agree. 428 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:24,080 Tara: I vote for anything against Katie Otto. 429 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,830 Middle finger emoji. 430 00:14:25,830 --> 00:14:27,120 Greg? 431 00:14:27,120 --> 00:14:28,920 My screaming pillow, please. 432 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,000 [ Muffled scream ] 433 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,290 Thank you. [ Computer chimes ] 434 00:14:35,290 --> 00:14:37,460 Harper: Community, your feelings are felt. 435 00:14:37,460 --> 00:14:39,290 "The Goonies" will not be shown. 436 00:14:39,290 --> 00:14:40,380 Seems like the hot monster you created 437 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,540 has turned the villagers against you. 438 00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,540 As a member of this "community," 439 00:14:45,540 --> 00:14:49,210 I'm invoking my sacred right to call a gathering 440 00:14:49,210 --> 00:14:51,120 of the Feelings Council. 441 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,250 Tomorrow. During recess. 442 00:14:53,250 --> 00:14:55,500 Be there! [ Whoosh, computer chimes ] 443 00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:57,040 Bruce: I'll be there. And Harper, 444 00:14:57,040 --> 00:14:58,960 I'm just circling back to get the info on your yoga studio. 445 00:14:58,960 --> 00:14:59,880 [ Computer chimes ] 446 00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,750 Tara: That's okay. We're good! 447 00:15:05,620 --> 00:15:08,170 ♪♪ 448 00:15:08,170 --> 00:15:10,170 Did you get Harper to let me show "The Goonies"? 449 00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,000 I am going to a meeting about it this morning 450 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,000 and everything is going to be fine. 451 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,580 You're the best. 452 00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,380 Nothing bad could ever happen to me when you're around. 453 00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:23,710 No pressure there. 454 00:15:23,710 --> 00:15:25,500 [ Groans ] This is just so hard. 455 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:27,330 I guess if ruining people's lives was easy, 456 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,000 everyone would do it. 457 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,380 Now I got to go rally the size twos 458 00:15:30,380 --> 00:15:32,080 against that size zero. 459 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:34,330 I'm actually a double zero in designer clothes 460 00:15:34,330 --> 00:15:36,210 and a child's twelve at The Gap. 461 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,500 Great job getting through to her. 462 00:15:40,500 --> 00:15:42,620 Kathryn, she wasn't talking about you. 463 00:15:42,620 --> 00:15:44,960 Why not? You only seem to be interested in yourself. 464 00:15:44,960 --> 00:15:46,250 Well, what do you want me to do? 465 00:15:46,250 --> 00:15:47,620 Change my whole personality? 466 00:15:47,620 --> 00:15:48,880 Maybe just try listening. 467 00:15:48,880 --> 00:15:50,210 Or asking the other person about their day 468 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,420 before you talk about yours. 469 00:15:51,420 --> 00:15:52,540 Okay. 470 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,420 Uh, how was your day, Greg? 471 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:55,710 Oh, thanks for asking, Kathryn. My day -- 472 00:15:55,710 --> 00:15:57,380 [ Cellphone ringing ] Ah. To be continued. 473 00:15:57,380 --> 00:15:59,120 Hello? 474 00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,880 No, no, no. No, now is a perfect time 475 00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:03,380 to talk about bundling my Internet and my phone. 476 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,920 Uh-huh. 477 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:08,420 ♪♪ 478 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:11,670 Ladies, I can't afford this expensive gym, 479 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:13,710 so I'm on my free tour, and I ditched the attendant 480 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:14,710 in the locker room. 481 00:16:14,710 --> 00:16:15,880 This will be quick. 482 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,620 [ Grunting, yelling ] 483 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:18,960 [ Panting ] 484 00:16:18,960 --> 00:16:19,790 What do you want, Katie? 485 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:21,040 Yeah, why are you here? 486 00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:23,830 I need you to back me up at Feelings Council today 487 00:16:23,830 --> 00:16:25,290 about "Feature Friday." 488 00:16:25,290 --> 00:16:26,790 Harper has gone way too far. 489 00:16:26,790 --> 00:16:28,960 [ Yells ] 490 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:30,960 So let me get this straight. 491 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:32,500 Now that Harper is bothering you, 492 00:16:32,500 --> 00:16:33,880 it's suddenly a problem? 493 00:16:33,880 --> 00:16:35,210 Exactly. 494 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:36,620 We're not helping you, Katie. 495 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:37,920 But you'll be helping yourselves, too. 496 00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,880 Today it's saying no to "Goonies," 497 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:42,540 but what if tomorrow it's saying no to BOTOX? 498 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,830 Because she wants moms to have facial expressions. 499 00:16:44,830 --> 00:16:46,120 [ Gasps ] [ Gasps ] 500 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,330 See? You all sound, but don't look, surprised. 501 00:16:48,330 --> 00:16:49,710 [ Yells ] 502 00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:51,250 [ Breathes heavily ] 503 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,710 You know, all of our problems would be solved 504 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:54,460 if you just got rid of Harper as room mom. 505 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,330 It's super confusing when good ideas 506 00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:58,670 come out of your awful face. 507 00:16:58,670 --> 00:17:02,040 ♪♪ 508 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:03,620 Before Katie starts, 509 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:05,420 I'll be approving all movies and classroom snacks 510 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:07,250 from now on, so just text me. 511 00:17:07,250 --> 00:17:08,960 And if you have any other questions or ideas, 512 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,210 you can put them in here... 513 00:17:11,210 --> 00:17:12,540 I call it a "thought cradle." 514 00:17:12,540 --> 00:17:13,880 Well, I call it a shoe box 515 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,460 that you decorated like an 8th grader. 516 00:17:15,460 --> 00:17:17,210 So, I called a Feelings Council -- 517 00:17:17,210 --> 00:17:18,420 Okay, you need the talking stick. 518 00:17:18,420 --> 00:17:20,040 -So give it to me. -I don't have it. 519 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:20,920 I didn't call this meeting. 520 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,500 [ Groans ] Fine. 521 00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:26,420 It's really got to be a stick. 522 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:27,670 Ugh. 523 00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,790 A-ha! 524 00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:32,170 "Beef stick." 525 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,830 How long have you had that in your purse? 526 00:17:33,830 --> 00:17:35,330 It doesn't matter. 527 00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:38,000 It expires in 2046. 528 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,830 There's nothing wrong with "The Goonies." 529 00:17:40,830 --> 00:17:43,500 It is a celebration of friendship, perseverance, 530 00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:46,920 and accepting people who are different than you. 531 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:49,210 [ Sighs ] I must stop this Feelings Council -- 532 00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,120 No talking without the talking stick. 533 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:53,330 It's time for you to listen. 534 00:17:53,330 --> 00:17:56,960 Because this is our time. 535 00:17:56,960 --> 00:17:59,880 This is our time in here. 536 00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:03,080 That was a quote from the movie. 537 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,210 It rallied everyone together. 538 00:18:04,210 --> 00:18:05,620 I'm kind of doing the same thing here. 539 00:18:05,620 --> 00:18:07,420 [ Chuckles ] 540 00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,420 Anyhow, Harper, it's time for you to listen. 541 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:13,880 "I feel" you need 542 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,460 to stop shoving your ideas down our throats. 543 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:20,210 "I feel" like your side-cleave is way more inappropriate 544 00:18:20,210 --> 00:18:21,830 than a delightful '80s movie classic. 545 00:18:21,830 --> 00:18:25,460 [ Blowing ] 546 00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:29,790 And I feel that this nonsense is stupid. 547 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,880 [ Applause ] 548 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,460 Okay, I see what's going on here. 549 00:18:34,460 --> 00:18:35,960 You're all mad because I'm young 550 00:18:35,960 --> 00:18:37,880 and I produce more collagen than I know what to do with. 551 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,710 I believe the Council can call for a vote 552 00:18:39,710 --> 00:18:42,250 of "No Feeling" and the leader can be removed. 553 00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,790 You can't vote me out. 554 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,420 [ Laughing ] I am Feelings Council. 555 00:18:45,420 --> 00:18:46,460 Bup! 556 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:48,790 No talking without the stick. 557 00:18:48,790 --> 00:18:50,540 Okay, you know what? 558 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,670 I lied! 559 00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:53,330 I do have the talking stick. 560 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:55,710 [ Sighs ] When you're a mother, like me, 561 00:18:55,710 --> 00:18:57,250 you need to be very careful about -- 562 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:58,920 Uh -- Oh! 563 00:18:58,920 --> 00:19:00,250 You have been a mom for two months! 564 00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:01,790 Stop giving parenting advice 565 00:19:01,790 --> 00:19:03,960 or I will knock you all the way back to Coachella. 566 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,540 [ Scoffs ] 567 00:19:05,540 --> 00:19:07,580 I am going to talk to Principal Ablin 568 00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,920 and have Insignia transferred to the other class. 569 00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:16,330 Ladies, we put aside our differences 570 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:17,620 and worked together to drive away 571 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,040 the supple room mom. 572 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,670 Maybe this is a new beginning for us. 573 00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:23,920 Yes, maybe it can be. 574 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,000 I agree. 575 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,580 I mean, Katie, you're awful, 576 00:19:26,580 --> 00:19:27,750 but at least I know you can't steal my husband. 577 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:28,790 [ Laughter ] 578 00:19:28,790 --> 00:19:31,460 Tara, that is one of the nicer insults 579 00:19:31,460 --> 00:19:33,670 you've ever said to me. 580 00:19:33,670 --> 00:19:35,710 What do you say we make an effort 581 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:37,670 to turn over a new leaf? 582 00:19:37,670 --> 00:19:39,120 I agree. 583 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,250 Ooh, this could be so much fun. 584 00:19:41,250 --> 00:19:42,920 We could flip tires together. 585 00:19:42,920 --> 00:19:45,290 We're doing a cabbage soup cleanse. 586 00:19:45,290 --> 00:19:46,790 Oh, of course we're gonna have to find someone else new 587 00:19:46,790 --> 00:19:48,080 to hate. You can help us pick them. 588 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:50,750 [ Gasps ] You can be one of us! 589 00:19:50,750 --> 00:19:52,880 Katie: Oh, God. The only thing worse 590 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:55,500 than them not liking me is them liking me. 591 00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:56,920 Now that we're all besties, 592 00:19:56,920 --> 00:19:58,670 I should tell you guys we were messing with you 593 00:19:58,670 --> 00:19:59,750 the other day. 594 00:19:59,750 --> 00:20:01,880 Baby pee does nothing for the skin. 595 00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,330 Other than make you smell like a ball pit 596 00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,380 at Chuck E. Cheese. 597 00:20:04,380 --> 00:20:05,620 [ Gasping ] 598 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,040 I can't believe you. 599 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,380 What kind of a person does that? 600 00:20:09,670 --> 00:20:12,120 I have pee on my face. 601 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,040 We're back to hating you. 602 00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:18,790 Everyone hates me again. 603 00:20:18,790 --> 00:20:20,120 That feels right. 604 00:20:23,540 --> 00:20:26,330 ♪♪ 605 00:20:26,330 --> 00:20:27,830 You're the best mom ever. 606 00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,000 I've got a mug of wine to prove it. 607 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,670 Congratulations to you too. 608 00:20:31,670 --> 00:20:34,040 The kids said my mom asked you how your day was 609 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:35,920 and she almost stuck around to hear the answer. 610 00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:37,620 Baby steps. I'm happy with that. 611 00:20:37,620 --> 00:20:39,330 Ask yourself whether you are happy 612 00:20:39,330 --> 00:20:41,170 and you cease to be so. 613 00:20:41,170 --> 00:20:42,920 That's a John Stuart Mill quote. How do you know that? 614 00:20:42,920 --> 00:20:44,500 [ Chuckles ] Ah. 615 00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,880 I read your book. 616 00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:48,170 When did you read my book? 617 00:20:48,170 --> 00:20:49,540 Over at Spencer's. 618 00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:50,880 I mean, he bought all those copies, 619 00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:52,790 and you are my son-in-law. 620 00:20:52,790 --> 00:20:54,960 I just -- I just wanted to see what you were up to. 621 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,040 Wow! 622 00:20:56,040 --> 00:20:57,540 -Mm-hmm. -Thank you. 623 00:20:57,540 --> 00:20:59,250 Oh, you know -- you know my favorite part? 624 00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,460 I'd love to hear it. 625 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:02,920 When the UPS man delivered the books, 626 00:21:02,920 --> 00:21:04,290 he called me 627 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:06,170 a "better-put-together Kate Jackson" 628 00:21:06,170 --> 00:21:07,500 from "Charlie's Angels." 629 00:21:07,500 --> 00:21:08,920 [ Chuckles ] 630 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,920 -Baby steps. -Yeah. 631 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:15,520 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0